Dear student,
In the "real world" 🌍 you probably NEVER would have gotten your keys back. Most people wouldn't take the time to try to locate you, contact you, & then also deliver them to you. There's NO LEGAL OBLIGATION. And I obviously didn't do it for a financial 💰 reward.
Nor because you were "SO NICE ABOUT IT" (altho try to remember that BEING NICE does help in the real world.) Oh that's right, you did include "please" x1, & then you concluded with an imperative to let you know when I drop them off. A little bossy. People don't like bossy in the real world 🚫👎.
The ONLY REASON I did this is because I am a Christian✝️. I don't know if that means anything to you. I hope you will go out of your way to help somebody likewise in the near future.
Your keys were dropped off at the location you requested at 3:50 pm (PST).
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-Anonymous -
